Techno dance funeral.

andineversawspring:

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

oh my god

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lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• monday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

(Source: joesphjonas, via breatheinanewmentality)

itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

Best post on tumblr omg

(Source: legeniall, via killinganonymously)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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